hello

my name is todd.

if you are reading this, it’s probably because you’re a) interested in hiring me, b) looking for a good laugh, d) one of the many friends and associates i’ve asked to forward my information on, e) all of the above, f) none of the above, or g) a concerned citizen wondering what happened to “c)”.

go ahead and check. i’ll wait.

i hope the following information will be satisfactory for audiences “a)” - “g)”. however, since audience “a)” is my intended target, some of you may be disappointed. (though with diligence, i’m sure audience “g)” will be able to find what they are looking for somewhere on this website...

i do highly recommend downloading the latest version of the flash player if you haven't already, and would like to fully enjoy this site in all it's rich chocolatey goodness (metaphorically speaking of course).