mystery section!!!

well, you should give yourself a big round of applause. mainly because no one else will, not because you deserve it. i would clap for you but finding the mystery section is it's own reward.

here, audience (g) will finally get some closure (or not), you can play simple flash games to pass the time until you feel like getting back to offering me a job, go to the grab bag and check out weird things i've accumulated over the years, contemplate stuff i thought of when i should have been working (s.i.t.o.w.i.s.h.b.w.), or be completely boring and go back to the actual useful areas of my site.

be sure to check the mystery section often as i'm going to add updates until i obtain gainful employment. in other words, give me a job. do it for me, do it for yourself, do it for the gipper.